pilot should sponsor me and why you shouldnt buy kopiko 78°

hello children. is it okay? to call you my,, chILDREN?

kidding. so heres a blog post in memory of the photos i took back in 2015 or probs early. [january 1st] LEZ GO!

[Pressumably August One]

so the glorious day drag me down was released. Oh No sHit wait its the day AFTER the release. because i remember appreciating the pretty morning lighting and all of that. i was like “oh my god the color gives me LIFE. soOoOo aesthetically pleasing uGh” so i stole my mum’s pitch black pillow, put drag me down on replay, and did a photoshoot. LOOK AT THESE
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OH AND dont get me started on the way i added fade and contrast on this second picture. bLOODY HelL LOOK AT THAT. Instagram worthy, isnt it? but sadly, NO. not today instagram.Processed with VSCOcam
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another extremely disgusting  photoshoot and an obvious bed crease. YOU CAN LITERALLY TELL IM STANDING ON THE BLOODY BED! and p.s, this is shot on my grandmas bed. NICE
but check out that backstreet boys [cassette] mixtape! my mum used to sort of stan them, so she got that. and i was really happy that she still has it. SHE EVEN GOT A SIMON AND GARFUNKEL VINYL BEFORE. but she gave it to my infamous father. what a waste.

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[PROBABLY NOVEMBER 14]

IMG20150823145958 wOwowowoow! what tickets are those, you ask? tickets for the train. no concert, no rollercoaster, no rocketship. just a boring train ride in our not-so-well served lrt. i went to the kia theatre for the MADE IN THE A.M album launch. it was really uneventful and boring. it just shows that I cant go to social gatherings like that.

album launch rating: 4/10

BUT CHECK OUT THOSE SNAZZY VANS! DAMN ANAKIN BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE MEN’S SIZE VANS. great

 

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an evian bottle. you know what, i literally hate evian. ITS JUST A BLOODY WATER BOTTLE. WHY WOULD YOU PAY 55p FOR A STUPID BOTTLE WITH A EUROPEAN BRAND STAMPED ON THE FRONT.

but literally everyone on instagram has probably posted a pic of them holding some evian bottle and louis posted a pic of it on his ig so why the fuck not.

i was literally in the supermarket and i was like “fiND EVIAN. NEED CUTE PIC. HIDE FROM SECURITY CAMERA.” does it even look like im in the grocery? yes? no?

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[unknown date]

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and so here i am. being the relaxed but stressed person some point in october. theres my crappu journal that i designed, and one of my favourite books when it comes to creative imagery.

Arlington Park by Rachel Cusk. I used to like books or fics with creative imagery. but now, i hate it.i used to think like “wow! really long paragraph with about 32 adjectives describing the wind!!!1!1”

like yeah they’re expressing art but i think its so unnecessary to be really long. especially when it could be just “the sky looks perfectly blue today” but its written as “i looked up to the sky, i saw the birds playing in the sky forming a great view. the sky looks like a huge blue blanket that’s been covering our eyes. covering the space, the stars, whatever is up in the sky. i feel like being cheated on” blah blah blah. [that was pretty good tho]

i dont like being spoonfed when it comes to reading. i like the idea of imagining the whole setting. lIKE LET ME LIVE. DONT SAY THE CRIMSON BLANKET IS MADE OUT OF COTTON WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS SILK. SHUT UP MARGARETTE. (noah fence if ur name is actually margarette ily)

one last thing: do you see that Kopiko 78°? yes. never.buy.that.shit. @ kopiko if u plan on paying me to take this out of this post, well hell naw. you gave lots of students and faculty members tummy aches and palpitations! i’d rather spend 3 GBP on a caramel macchiato than to buy your cheap contaminated filth.

y’all think im a nine year old ranting about coffee. but im not. words dont have age. just because i say tummy. people say tummy! phil lester says tummy! he’s 29 ffs.anyway

also thats my favourite pen sat next to my lovely crap journal. Pilot Ballpoint something. its a 0.5mm. and the ink is so lovely! like rip me. best ink flow in existence. although the silver one is also cute, but i’ve handled this pen for about 7 times. it doesnt stick to paper, nor feel like you’re writing on a rock. its like tracing using a feather.

now PILOT if ya want me to promo im defo fine with that. always open for business and inquiries. just hmu on my email 😀 its on the about page. always available. you wont regret it.

anyway children, thats nuff for today. i’ll probably post another one on the blog some time soon [one hour later]but i dont like promises. so yeah, stay hydrated and always be determined. remember that you’ll meet your faves soon. love you! x

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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pilot should sponsor me and why you shouldnt buy kopiko 78°

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